In Arithmetic Love: One plus one equals everything and two minus one is equal to nothing.
- Anonymous
Educating men without  faith will only turn them into smarter devils

- Dawn of War

Never Jump off to conclusions
- Don
Babangon ako't matutulog muli!

- Anonymous

  I wish I knew my daddy . .   T_T
  Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
- Dave Letterman
  Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
- Yul Brynner
 In Heaven all the interesting people are missing.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
An open mind is like a fortress with its gate unbarred and unguarded.
- Dawn of War
Wala akong maisip kasi ikaw ang laging nasa isip ko..
- Bryan Pascasio


  Want one? Then buy one!!
 If a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her
- Anonymous
My husband said he needed more space so I locked him outside
- Desperate Housewives
Mabuti pa ang kalendaryo, may date.
Mabuti pa ang school, may chemistry.

Buti pa ang chemistry, may lab.
Buti pa ang fireworks, may spark.
Buti pa ang test paper, sinasagot.

Mabuti pa ang math problem, pinag iispan.
Buti pa ang bees, may honey.
Buti pa ang farm, may chicks.
Buti pa ang halaman, may nag aalaga.

Mabuti pa ang bulaklak, blooming.
Buti pa ang salamin, minamasdan.
Buti pa ang lungs, malapit sa puso.
Buti pa ang nawawalang gamit, hinahanap-hanap.

Mabuti pa ang kotse, mahal.
Buti pa ang unan, yakap mo sa gabi.
Buti pa ang assignment, inuuwi.
Buti pa ang keyboard, may type.
Buti pa ang film, nadedevelop.

Buti pa ang gasolina, nagmamahal.
Mabuti pa ang telepono, hine-hello.
Buti pa ang basketball, may ring.
Buti pa ang soccer, may goal.
Buti pa si Michael Jackson, may moves.
Buti pa si Kobe Bryant, nakakascore.

Mabuti pa ang probability, may chance.
Buti pa ang hersheys, may kisses.
Buti pa ang hininga, hinahabol.
Buti pa ang tindera, nagpapatawad.
Mabuti pa ang pera, iniingatan.
Buti pa ang report, may objective.

Buti pa ang patay, dinadalaw.
Buti pa ang nakakulong, binabantayan.
Buti pa ang radyo, pinapakinggan.

Mabuti pa ang stationary, personal.
Buti pa ang sandwich, may fillings.
Dahil ako, parang notebook; filler lang

A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.  - Demetri Martin
 I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.- Demetri Martin
Manny Pacquiao and Erik Morales Childhood!! *CUTE*
 I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
- David Bisonnet
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! 
- Robert Orben
In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. 
- Margaret Tutcher
 Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
- Dick Van Dyke